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Homeless Philosopher Responds to
 #FitchTheHomeless

May 19, 2013 10:05 pm / tomwood

Here’s my take on the Abercrombie & Fitch fiasco regarding their marketing message and the #FitchTheHomeless criticism.

Transcript…

I was leaving the McPherson Square Metro station the other day, and it was raining out so the landing at the top of the escalators had a few more homeless people than usual, seeking shelter from the storm. I stopped to get my umbrella out when I saw this guy carrying a bunch of clothes come in and hand them out. He made it about halfway along the line when this one guy stopped him, and they had a conversation that went something like this.

First, clothes guy said: Here, have a nice shirt, I think you’ll look good in it.

Then the Homeless Philosopher said: Why are you giving me a shirt, I’d rather have something to eat.

I’m using you to make a statement about Abercrombie & Fitch, so just wear the shirt okay?

Who’s Abercrombie & Fitch and why do they want me to wear their shirt?

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Posted in: minigiggles / Tagged: Abercrombie & Fitch, fitchthehomeless

STAR DUST

May 6, 2013 4:37 pm / tomwood

Transcript…

STAR DUST

I was taking a break near the big elephant in the Natural History museum when these two stopped by and had a conversation that went something like this.

First, she said: The universe was mostly just hydrogen and helium when it first fired up. The heavy atoms, the stuff we’re made of, weren’t even around then.

And then he said: I’m hungry, do you want to get something to eat?

The first stars had to form and explode to create the materials that make life possible.

Do you feel like Chinese or barbeque, I feel like barbeque.

Each time a star explodes it throws all its stuff out into space where it travels to who knows where.

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Posted in: minigiggles

Washington DC
 Kenwood Neighborhood Cherry Trees

April 14, 2013 7:58 pm / tomwood

I skated the Capital Crescent Trail from the White House to about a mile south of Bethesda to the Kenwood neighborhood. They have a huge set of large cherry trees along the streets. It looks like I missed the peak bloom, but it was still pretty. This is just the part from the trail in and around the neighborhood and back to the trail.

Here’s an approximation of the route, I was mostly lost once inside the neighborhood and just skated around.

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5889652

Posted in: skating

Washington DC Hains Point
 Cherry Blossom Skate

April 10, 2013 8:11 pm / tomwood

Here is one lap around Hains Point during the first peak day of cherry blossom season. I did three laps, but the other two have lots of traffic. For some reason it mostly cleared out on my last lap. Starting temperature was almost 90 degrees!

Here’s the route:

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5884376

If you go to Google Maps and look at the street view, they drove Hains Point during cherry blossom season in 2011. Pretty cool that they made the special timing effort!

Posted in: skating

Washington Area Roadskaters
 Friday Night Skate March 29, 2013

March 31, 2013 9:46 am / tomwood

The first part of this is just me hanging out in front of the White House and watching the tourists. Then we skated the route, and I included Hains Point even though it’s very dark. I blanked the live audio of the skate since it’s mostly wind noise, and added generic ACID loop ‘music’.

Here’s the route:

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5854120

Posted in: skating

Washington Area Roadskaters
 Friday Night Skate March 15, 2013

March 17, 2013 12:21 pm / tomwood

This is a partial video since it still gets dark fairly early, so I ended the video at the Lincoln Memorial. We skated over to Hains Point, and then I skated back home in Southwest Waterfront. The Friday Night Skates are a social skate and usually end at Froggy Bottom Restaurant for pizza and beer. This night we were all feeling health-conscious, so we skipped that part. I skipped the Hains Point loop part this time since the speedsters wanted to go fast, and I’d done 22 miles the day before.

Here’s the route:

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5854120

Posted in: skating

SPACE ALIENS

March 13, 2013 12:32 pm / tomwood

I don’t know why space aliens would want to visit us, but it would be fun to visit them!

Transcript…

I was sitting inside the Jefferson Memorial the other day, just watching the tourists come and go, when a couple stood near by and had this conversation.

First she said: But why would space aliens spend all that effort crossing the universe just to come here?

Then he said: I don’t know, maybe they want slaves or something?

Why would such a technologically advanced species need slaves like us? We can’t even get out of our own solar system.

Maybe they’re bored and it would amuse them to watch us stumble around in the dark.

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Posted in: minigiggles

Washington Area Roadskaters
 March 10, 2013 Intermediate

March 10, 2013 7:03 pm / tomwood

This is a partial video since I bailed at the big downhill on Piney Branch just north of the Takoma Metro station. Too steep, too narrow, too much traffic equals too much risk, for me!

Posted in: skating

Sophia and Hermes 1

March 4, 2013 4:59 pm / tomwood

A reading of some fiction that I’m working on. It’s experimental, so just for fun. ProTools SE, Sound Forge Audio Studio, Vegas Movie Studio HD, Illustrator, Photoshop

Transcript…

They say that if you want to be a really good agent, it helps to be slightly insane. Maybe they’re right. The official name is ‘Prohibited Industries Bureau’ but the people who work there call themselves ‘People In Black’. Everyone else calls them the P.I.B.

Multi-colored lights reflect in the wet streets at night. Downtown traffic, busy sidewalks, a cop car flashes its lights as a band of roadskaters hustle by. Street vendors add the smell of food to the rain-freshed air. Tires squish across the pavement, helicopters prowl the dark sky. A broken umbrella tumbles across the street, hurried along by the autumn breeze.

The back entrance to Home Office is underground. To get there you have to find the secret door in the alley off Fifth Street. Sometimes there’s a passcode, but then people forget it and get locked out in the rain. So they mostly don’t bother. If you know where the door is, they figure you know what you’re doing. Sorry about the hideous pain if you don’t.

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Posted in: sophia and hermes

Washington Area Roadskaters
 Intermediate Skate March 3, 2013

March 4, 2013 8:40 am / tomwood
war332013

Here’s the raw unedited video of the skate. Starting at 1:48:20 I have a close encounter with a driver who wasn’t paying attention, and veered me out over a grate in the street. Exciting!

Starting at about 1:51:20 we go into the Department of Skate shop in Chinatown.

http://www.facebook.com/DeptOfSkate

I turned the camera off after a while being there because I wasn’t sure of the lighting, but it did okay.

Here we are at the start of the skate with the advanced group. I don’t know who that guy is with the antennae and camera on his head!

war332013-600

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